Juicy Human T-Shirt
Get set to get juicy!...but no shirt, no shoes, no service...so get it on ya! We might eventaully have some shoes.
We Are Legion T-Shirt
Holder of Liquids
Gotta stay hydrated!! Being a juicy human requires stocking up on liquids. It's gonna come out your eyes and sometimes your nose. Be prepared!
Write it down!
You still wanna buy the book but this is lovely place to organize your own personal, ponderous nonsense.
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