MERCH!

Juicy Human T-Shirt

$35.00

Get set to get juicy!...but no shirt, no shoes, no service...so get it on ya! We might eventaully have some shoes.

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We Are Legion T-Shirt

$35.00

Celebrate the Gleeful Pandemonium! Join the lopsided caravan of misfit toys! WYKYK!

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Speed of Fun T-Shirt

$35.00

Faster then your Worry! Louder then your critic!

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Holder of Liquids

$30.00

Gotta stay hydrated!! Being a juicy human requires stocking up on liquids. It's gonna come out your eyes and sometimes your nose. Be prepared!

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Write it down!

$5.00

You still wanna buy the book but this is lovely place to organize your own personal, ponderous nonsense.

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Knoggin Warmer

$30.00

One of us! One of us!

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Bucket Hat

$30.00

For your bucket!!

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Pandemonium Sticky Paper for Liquid Holder or Forehead or HurdyGurdy.

$3.00

Stick it here, stick it there, Go 'head and stick it everywhere. Yes everywhere!! Relentlessly!

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